Today started like a gentle fart in church — awkward, noisy, and deeply unwelcome. My stomach staged a full-blown rebellion at 4am. Whether it was the "nachos", the semaglutide, or that salad with …
🌧️ Roasted, Rain-Soaked & Regretfully Sober: How I Survived Day 11 Without Faceplanting into Biscuits
Ever wake up feeling like motivation filed a restraining order against you? Yeah, same. Welcome to Day 11 of my "100 Days of Not Being a Fat Ass" challenge—where I continue dragging my increasingly …